So I'm trying to figure out how I'm going to go on living in a world without Billy Mays. Who will peddle useless junk to my stepfather now?
Vince? Hell no. He stole from Billy. He will burn in hell.
Then I realized that Ron Popeil is still around. Yeah. He's the OG of pitchmen. If he hawks it, my stepdad will buy it.
We love you Ron. Don't die on us.