New Site Feature

"You Need a Pet!" Look to your right. -->

Ok Greg. Now look to the right again. But down a little.

Unless this post is no longer at the top then you may need to look up.

Why do I even bother, I know you're going to make a smartass comment no matter what.

Adopt a pet. NOW! DO IT!

New Look Coming Soon!

I mentioned that I picked up thekelleys.org. If you go to thekelleys.org now you'll see that it's just a plain ol' vanilla Google Site.

Not really sure about the content yet but at least I'm going to start migrating toward the new template. The first part of the change will be to this blog. If it's even possible. We'll see.

So if you come to the site and it looks different or is broken, I apologize, I'm probably goofing off.

@thekelleys.org

I've been waiting for a while for a short list of domain names to come available. I grabbed thekelleys.org. If any of you (with the last name Kelley of course) would like an @thekelleys.org e-mail address lemme know. 'dan' is taken of course.

Also, if you go to kelleydad.blogspot.com notice you'll be redirected to dan.thekelleys.org. I rox. u sux. Greg is gonna get his ass knocked back to Kanada if he doesn't straighten up. We need to send Michael Moore to Kanada. etc. etc. etc.

Oops! Sorry! Comments Work Now!

Hi all. I apologize for the comments being broken. Greg pointed out to me that you had to login to post. Sorry!

So let's try this again. ROLL CALL! Who followed me over to the new site? You can now post comments without doing the login crap. My bad.

FP! W00t!

Now that Andy is free of cancer I'm not entirely sure what to do. It's time to freeze his blog and let it go. Although we still have more work to do, that episode is basically over.

But I love the therapeutic factor of putting my thoughts down for the entire world to read and laugh at. I love picking on Greg. I love pissing people off with my dry sense of humor that nobody seems to get except for Greg, my wife, and my dad. Even moreso, I love writing. I always have. Well. No. I hate writing. But I love typing! And I love being creative.

If you don't get the title it means you're not a geek. I won't hold that against you. Ok, actually, I will. No. I won't. I'll be nice.

No, I won't be nice. It's not in my character. I'm going to piss people off. I can guarantee this. I'm not racist or sexist. In fact I have many friends who are of color and/or are women. I have nothing against any religion. In fact I have many friends of all kinds of religions. I have nothing against gays. In fact I have many gay friends. I have nothing against people from Lemay. In fact I have friends in Lemay. I actually have nothing against Kanadians, but I LOVE to pick on them. In fact, I have a few friends who are of Kanadian descent. I have nothing against people from any foreign countries (except France), but believe me if you're not from the US you will get bashed. I have nothing against people who live in California, but trust me if you live in California you will hate me within a year.

Why? Generally it's to be funny or to relieve stress. However, I gotta say that my hatred for California is real and I will pick on you to no end because you're pretentious assholes who think the whole country should be run the way you run your sorry excuse for a state. You singlehandedly destroyed the wonderful city of Tucson with your pretentious ways. Gee thanks.

You still here? Good! I was hoping I wouldn't lose too many of you. I loved reading your comments on Andy's site. Please feel free to comment all you want! Sorry to sound so harsh but when I offend you later, I can point back to this first post as a reminder.

So welcome to the Ramblings of the Kelley Dad! Stay tuned for Andy updates, picking on Kanadians, verbally destroying Greg, and other nonsensical ramblings.

Yeah, I know the template of the website is pretty generic. I'll change it as time goes on. Deal with it.

Hey Greg. You suck. Of on with under behind of.