Yeah that's cold.

Come back Manbearpig! I miss you! Damn you Algore!

I downloaded the Windows 7 beta. I have a very low-end machine downstairs that runs XP and Linux just fine but Vista... forget about it. Windows 7 is supposed to run better on older machines. I'm curios to check it out. I haven't run a beta Windows since 98, so this shall be interesting.

Have I mentioned that 2-year-olds are a pain in the ass?

Back to dealing with brats!

Where the Hell is Manbearpig???

I'm cold. Gonna be even colder tomorrow.

In unrelated news, I've decided I like Facebook better than Myspace. I mean really. I like poking people. And you can't poke on Myspace. Need I say more?

Who walks behind me?

Let me out!

I've been all about the quotes lately. Movies or music mainly. Kinda funny that to some people who haven't heard the particular line, I must appear to be a complete whack job.

I guess I'm a complete whack job anyway.

Ok, my app is finished installing on the laptop. Time to go.

Bye 2008! Gfy!

Good riddance to bad rubbish, I say.

In fact, I'm really happy that we're into the last year of this decade. (Shaddup Greg, I'm referring to public perception not actual reality) In my not-so-humble opinion, there were only 5 good things to come out of this decade: Julie, Joey, Emma, Andy, and YouPorn. That's about it.

This should be a fun NYE. We'll be at Julie's sister's house which is stumbling distance away. My dad is watching the boys, my mom is watching the Princess. I have a case of Schlafly Oktoberfest. I'm off work tomorrow. I'm spending the day hydrating myself. And Greg is Kanadian.

It never fails, though. And I may have mentioned this last year. I always have a very strange feeling on NYE. I can't really put my finger on it to describe it. Kinda a heightened sense of awareness. Also a heightened sense of empathy. It's just strange. Throw a few more drinks on top of that than I really need... Well. Thank God for Julie.

Have I mentioned that 2-year-olds are a pain in the ass?

Julie made some pizzas a few days ago. Instead of putting ham on them she used Kanadian bacon. Joey asked why Kanadians call it bacon. I told him it's because they're so stupid they think ham is bacon. My kids must think Kanadians are the biggest idiots in the world.

2008 suxed. 2009 can't be worse.

OBTW, thank you Manbearpig! I really enjoyed yesterday's weather. Please come back!

I Miss Manbearpig!

Wow it's cold! Manbearpig please come back!

I have made a lot of posts about Manbearpig. For those of you who haven't caught onto the connection, Manbearpig was a South Park character created to represent Algore's whacked-out idea of global warming. Therefore, Manbearpig is actually a direct reference to global warming.

I sure wish global warming would happen. I'm sick of these record lows. That's it I'm going to go drive my V8 for no apparent reason so I can help bring back Manbearpig.

Brrrrr!!!!!

(Hey P... Remember when we were talking about this and you said you wanted to go back and read the Manbearpig posts? clicky)

O Manbearpig, Where Art Thou?

It's almost May. I'm cold. I had to turn on my fireplace today because I refused to turn on my heater. Julie has to cover her spinach because it's going to freeze tonight.

It's almost May, Manbearpig! Where are you?

For those of you who are wondering, Manbearpig is a character on Southpark. They made fun of Algore and global warming. But instead of global warming it was Manbearpig. Half man, half bear, half pig. He's really big.

Seriously, where's global warming? I'm freezing my ass off!

Where Are You Manbearpig?

It's cold! It's almost May for God's sake! And it's cold!

Algore, please have Manbearpig warm things up! We're really getting sick of this weather!

P.S. Happy 4/20

Better Day Today

Yes, a much better day today. Yesterday was rough.

Then again I didn't work from home today. :)

Every once in a while you come across a product that just floors you. I came across one of those products today. In fact, everyone who was present really liked it. So that made for an exciting work day. I'm not going to go into detail because it's technical mumbo jumbo.

I had to be in O'Fallon, MO at 7am this morning. I'm in southwest city. That suxed.

I just realized I rarely talk about my job on here.

Oh yeah. Because it's technical, boring stuff. Well. I think it's exciting. But I'm a nerd.

How many Kanadians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Speaking of Kanadians... Hey Greg... Bite my ass!

Oh hey, global warming finally happened! It's April 17 and it FINALLY got over 50 degrees! Thanks Algore! I was really getting sick of the coldest spring we've had in years. Seriously, I'm sick of cold weather. Let's get a round of applause for Algore and Manbearpig!

Manbearpig

Coldest winter we've had in a while. The most snow since I was in 6th grade. It's snowing in Chicago in April. This is the coldest spring I can remember.

But if I were to ask Algore, I'm sure he would say it's because of global WARMING.

Hahahahaha. What a nut.

It's April 5. When can we dump winter and move on to Spring? When, Algore? When?