It's almost May. I'm cold. I had to turn on my fireplace today because I refused to turn on my heater. Julie has to cover her spinach because it's going to freeze tonight.
It's almost May, Manbearpig! Where are you?
For those of you who are wondering, Manbearpig is a character on Southpark. They made fun of Algore and global warming. But instead of global warming it was Manbearpig. Half man, half bear, half pig. He's really big.
Seriously, where's global warming? I'm freezing my ass off!