Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Hang Up and Drive!

Seriously. You're operating a motor vehicle. Hang up. Drive.

"But I'm Hands-Free!"

That's not a valid excuse, dummy! Your attention is still not on the road. Studies have shown that your reaction time is worse than an 80-year-old who has had 3 drinks.

As much as I'd love to see you Darwinized, you're putting other peoples' lives at risk too.

And don't call me if you're on the road!


Oh yeah. When you call me and I'm driving and I'm rushing you off the phone it's BECAUSE I'M DRIVING! Let me off the damn phone!


Anonymous said...

You're a funny guy. Always were. I was just checking in to make sure your life was going o.k. nothing more.

Ariesgeek said...


Anonymous said...

Can I also add, don't put makeup on or do your hair while driving either!!!

Ariesgeek said...

Oh one more. Don't post messages to my blog while driving! :)

Anonymous said...

I am hanging up now !