Remember Loogie? aka Louie? He is the dog that will eat anything including, but not limited to, a fence, a strand of Christmas tree lights, a bottle of Tylenol, dozens of boxes of Kleenex, half a couch, two pairs of Levis, and many important financial documents. It seems he got into one too many things. I hate to sound insensitive about it but I've seen it coming for years, it was only a matter of when. So needless to say I was prepared for it.
Anyway, Louie is in complete kidney failure. He's being euthanized as I type this.
I'm going to wait until later this evening to call my dad. You'll recall we had to get rid of him and he's been living with my dad for a couple years now.
I need to figure out how to explain this to the kids. Oh crap.
RIP Louie, you'll be missed. But hey, it was a good run, buddy. I'm surprised you made it this long.