First Andy: He's great! He saw his oncologist today and she was very pleased at the way he is progressing. We also stopped by the fourth floor and said hello to the nurses. They were happy to see him. It felt weird being there. Kinda felt like outsiders. I can't really describe it. Sure he's still an oncology patient but he's basically done with cancer. Like I said, I can't really describe it.
Me: IBS. That's irritable bowel syndrome. We're pretty sure anyway. Colonoscopy will tell for sure. This is actually pretty good news, all things considered. At least it's not cancer.