A guy walks into a bar, puts Dokken on the jukebox, and orders a bag of Munchos, quiche, and a Rockstar energy drink.
The bartender looks at Greg and says, "Sorry, we don't serve Kanadians here."
So Greg turned to the guy next to him and asked him out on a date.
Ok not much of a joke. But it was a true story. Greg did, in fact, go out on the date with the guy in the bar. They ate quiche.