Saturday, May 24, 2008

I'm Glad I'm 30

Yeah. I'm glad I'm 30. I'm old enough to have owned some vinyl. But also I'm young enough to be alive.

Last night I watched some of The Decline of the Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years. I don't know why. I was just Googling around and decided to watch some of it. It's been years since I've seen it.

If I were older than 30 I wouldn't be alive right now. I would have died of a smack overdose on the Sunset Strip.

Yeah I'm serious. No doubt about it if I were 10 years older I would have wound up in LA on the Strip in the 80's. And I don't have the self control to keep myself in check. I would have died of an OD or some other kind of rockstar-like death.

I'm glad I'm 30.


Anonymous said...

Does that mean that Paycheck should be dead??!! Lmao!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I don't think you would have died of an overdose. My prediction is that your severe case of Klismaphilia (yes, it is a word) would have and probably kill you.

Anonymous said...

You are a freak!! It takes one to know one! All hail Poop Squeak!!!