I won't go into details because it will bore you. Suffice it to say it's been a rough week that really started about last Thursday and went straight through a weekend. By the time I got home in the evening I was frazzled all week.
I've decided to 100% distance myself from work this weekend. I didn't bring my laptop home. I left it on incase something really bad happens and I can then remote into it from home. But yeah, I didn't bring my laptop home. For the weekend. This hasn't happened in a long time.
Yay! The weeks is over!
But incase anyone happens to be Googling something along the lines of "wireless clients roam to distant access points" and you happen to be using "Cisco wireless controllers" then the most likely fix is to disable "aggressive load balancing."
Sorry for that strange paragraph. But the end result is that soon enough this will have a permalink high enough up on the results of various searches that it will provide help to someone having a particular problem which is probably somewhat common.
Oh by the way, hello to all of you Googlers searching for "Tina Fey nude"