Fun Facts

- Emma, despite having older and younger brothers and no sister, is a girly-girl who loves princesses and whose favorite color is pink.

- Schlafly's Oktoberfest kinda tastes like flavored APA.

- Your DTV converter box will NOT convert your 1993-era TV into HD. Trust me. It won't.

- The most humiliating thing to ever happen to me was within the last month. Don't ask me what it was because I won't say.

- Celeine Dione is B's idol.

- Brian Adams is Greg's idol.

- The new Metallica CD sux and is a pathetic attempt at going "old skool."

- AC/DC is shooting themselves in the foot by not allowing their new one to be sold on iTunes.

- The economy will get worse before it gets better.

- PTSD kicks in overdrive when I go to the Costas Center or to the 4th floor of the hospital.

- Joey has no school tomorrow OR next Friday.

- Your DTV converter box STILL will NOT convert your 1993-era TV into HD. Trust me. It won't. Please believe me.

- Energy prices suck.

- Kanada sux.

- Kalifornia sux.

- STL rox.

- Drunken lesbians rox.

- Simplicity, simplicity, simplicity.